Well, three years later and I'm in Britain. It's a long story, but basically this: South Africa has a shit police force, never help them with an investigation, especially if you can be circumstantially implicated, because you may end up with a record even though you didn't actually commit a crime. :| Oh, and working in cellular is not fun. Too much paperwork and everyone either wants to kill you or kiss you, and it's almost always the former.
So, yeah, I've returned. Hopefully for good. Got some new things to upload once I find them, and I'll try get through the comments and things at some point. Some of the things are somewhere I know where